The Ultimate Philosophy

You have done it. You have discovered the Ultimate Philosophy.

You may be the only one in the world right now capable of perceiving reality directly.

And it’s so absurdly simple! All you need to do is be able to really read things, and really think about them. So many people SEEM to understand, but then they disagree with you!

Everyone needs to drop everything and live their life exactly as you do right now. You have discovered The Ultimate Philosophy, for crying out loud!

Plato, Socrates, Aristotle? Morons. You have thought harder and deeper, gone where no Deep Thinker has gone before. The thoughts you have are so deep that people think you are mad. Well, at least they laugh at you when you talk to them.

Some people SAY they agree with you. They even claim to be fellow travelers, Followers of the same Way. But they misinterpret the texts. They don’t have your understanding. Their ignorance blinds them, and turns them down the path of evil. They will get what they deserve for their ignorance of reality.

If only they would follow you without question or criticism!

Other people may have thought up, written down, spent decades developing a philosophy… Other people might have even died for their belief. They got close, but you have completed the system. You have thoroughly skimmed their work and realized it’s not even close to your level.

Your Ultimate Philosophy is a bigger deal than The Bible. In fact, if other people could properly read like only you can, they would understand that The Bible is merely pointing the way to The Ultimate Philosophy. Everyone else is just misunderstanding their holy texts.

Your current life situation or personal character is irrelevant. The Ultimate Philosophy didn’t make you attractive, or rich, or get you laid, or solve your family issues. It made you better than other people. That’s why you keep getting mocked in group discussions. They’re jealous of your intellect!

When you get that book written… Look Out! The whole world is going to tremble at the foundations. It will blow their puny, inferior little minds.

Everywhere you go, you find people struggling against reason and logic, instead of simply seeing what you see. Oh, to be a two eyed man among the blind!

Honestly, it should be legally required to follow The Ultimate Philosophy. Properly understood, it will improve everyone’s lives. And since you are the only one able to properly understand it? You should probably be either in charge or giving orders to the people running things.

It’s the only way.

[P.S. If you think this is about you, it is.]