The World Is A Funny Place

“Give me a dollar man! Look, I’m drunk… I need to get home, aiight? Look. Look, I just need – Look at that wall!”

— Vulture Guy from Dark Crystal ReDub

Man, what a year! It’s the best of year, it’s the worst of year. It’s the only year that exists anymore… The Current Year. Except for the Legend Of Emmett Till and the Tragic Six Million of the Talmud, I don’t remember a damn thing.

Heck, I don’t even remember if it was Six Million! The new figures say Eight Hundred Million, and who knows?

Speaking of the world being a funny place, I have a story to tell you.

Sometime last week I discovered a tragic news story about a biker putting up the Pinwheel of Perilous Angles in his front yard. He said it was a Tibetan religious symbol and he can do what he wants in his own property.

The reporter interviewed one of his neighbors, who said, “As a Jew, it’s really disrespectful to the Eight Hundred Million who died in the Hollow Cost”.

I meant to link that video today in this blog post, to profess my own ignorance about this tragic event. A massacre that killed fully ten times the entire amount of people killed in the Second World War? An event that wiped out a third of the total population on the planet? That seems like something to pay attention to. They should have museums for it or something!

But when I went to link it, I found that the woman’s testimony had been erased. Edited out completely! The Eight Hundred Million number had simply ceased to exist from the reporting. I saw direct quotes edited to remove the Unfortunate Number, with reporting emphasizing the history of the Six Million in its place.

My friends, I think that the media is denying the Hollow Cost! Trying to revise down the number? Ignoring Talmudi testimonies of the event? Classic signs of the dreaded A-S Disease.

For my part, I believe that the Evil Emperor H personally stabbed every single Talmudi with a hypodermic needle filled with the XB Toxin before turning them to ash with powerful lightning. It’s The Current Week, after all. The news doesn’t even remember the whole year anymore.

Hey, you got a dollar?